Trusted by 50+ 7-9 Figure Ecom Brands

We'll deliver 3-15 net-new
static ads to your Slack
every single morning,
optimized for Meta Andromeda.

Trusted by 50+ brands and owners

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Past work

Static ads we've shipped for DTC brands

Porefavor SACreative92 Square
Scandi SACreative04 Square
Nuvio Hard Easy Billboard
STRONGER Testimonial Chair
Al Haramain Portfolio 08
Kitcat Trustpilot Ironic
Al Haramain Portfolio 06
STRONGER Us vs Them
Grüns AMA Greens Tips
Nuvio Us vs Them Simplicity
Porefavor SACreative87 Square
STRONGER Product Hero Social Proof
Nuvio Testimonial Benefits
Scandi SACreative01 Square
Porefavor SACreative78 Square
Grüns Outdoor Billboard
Scandi SACreative02 Square
Porefavor SACreative75 Square
Grüns Trustpilot Testimonial Pills
Porefavor SACreative79 Square

Why static ads

Why static ads still win on Meta

High-production video is great, but statics are how serious DTC brands test volume, beat fatigue, and find winners fast.

Cheaper to test

Run 10 distinct concepts for a fraction of one video shoot. More Entity IDs in the auction.

Faster refresh cycles

Net-new statics every morning means fatigue never stalls your account for weeks.

Built for Andromeda

Layout, angle, hook, and visual style differ across every ad. Not headline swaps on one template.

Slack-native delivery

No portals or ticket queues. Net-new statics hit your Slack every morning. Download, upload to Meta, request revisions same day.

Process

How it works

01

Competitor & market research

We dive into your brand, competitors, and category. Every batch starts with angles that are actually worth testing.

02

Design production

Net-new statics built for your offers and compliance rules. Each layout is structurally different for Andromeda.

03

Daily Slack delivery

3, 5, or 15 net-new statics land in Slack every morning, ready to deploy to Meta in 4:5 and 9:16.

5 net-new static ads

Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day Every day
04

Review, revise, repeat

Approve, request same-day revisions, or flag new angles. We keep the pipeline full so winners never run dry.

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FAQs

Frequently asked questions

After onboarding, your first batch lands within 3 business days. Daily Slack delivery starts the following week, by 9am every day.

No. We're deploy-only. We research, design, and deliver to Slack. Your media buyer uploads to Meta. You keep full account control.

No. We handle copy, layout, and design. Send brand assets, active offers, and compliance notes. We take it from research through delivery.

Each ad differs on layout, visual style, messaging angle, and hook structure. Not headline swaps on one template. That is how you feed Meta's diversity requirements.

Request same-day revisions in Slack. We iterate until the batch is ready to deploy. No caps on tweaks within your daily volume.

Every static ships in 4:5 and 9:16, feed and Stories/Reels ready.

Yes. Starter is 3/day. Growth is 5/day. Super Growth is 15/day. Upgrade, downgrade, or pause with notice. No long-term lock-in.

We send a short onboarding form covering brand assets, active offers, compliance notes, what's working in your account, and competitors (plus their pain points and objections). Helpful if you have it, not required. We can research and scrape competitors ourselves when you don't. The more you share, the faster we hit angles that match your market.

Built for DTC brands spending roughly $30K+/mo on Meta who need creative volume without hiring in-house. Not for B2B SaaS or brands expecting account management.

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